Not much to say, here are some parrots

So not much to say, on the way to the gym I got mobbed by a pack of friendly Kaka.
Fortunately I was hoping to get some shots of them since I missed them when I went to the bird sanctuary the other day. Even got some vids of them.

 

 

They love getting attention so much the fight over it.

This one was the Bitey one.

Merry Christmas! I got...friendzoned by a bank scam email?!

Sofia I trusted you! Women honestly they expect you to save them from their uncles assassinating them, handle their 5.6million dollars and they expect you to just be friends and have a platonic relationship after going through so much together?!

Since I have nothing else to do, I did a dramatic reading of it on my Youtube Channel 
hope you guys find it amusing.

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Today in the News.

Saw two stories today, one I thought was funny and one I thought was cool/heart warming. Ill leave you to guess which ones which =)

The First

Student trapped in clothes horse rescued by firefighters

And the second China Grieving Dog Guards the Grave Of Its Dead Owner

I wanna be the guy! The movie, the Game.

 

 I wanna be the guy is probably the hardest, most frustrating game that has ever been made. The designer actually said to himself when making it "How hard can I make this and will people keep playing it?" IWBTG quickly received a cult following in people that were searching for a game that made them want to smash a lead pipe into their teeth after a few minutes of playing it. 

 I have been playing IWBTG over the course of a few years, playing for a bit then getting mad and stopping for a month or so. I am finally at the last boss (after 3622 deaths) I tried for a couple of hours to beat him today but gave up when my hand started hurting from pressing fire too much. 

IWBTG is free, and is only around 60mb so I would definitely recommend downloading it just to see what all the fuss is about, apart from the mind numbing frustration it is actually quite fun and very funny to play, with references to other games that gives it a sense of nostalgia. 

Check out I Wanna Be The Guy here!

On Owls and Naked Men

A couple posts back I was writing about the native New Zealand Owl and other birds around my house, well I decided to try and find it again to show my friend. So we waited until around midnight when it started calling and went out to look for it with a spot light, we were under the tree and I was searching for it when I heard a voice from below me.

"Heeeeellllloooooooo" it said. I was surprised by this and aimed the torch lower, where before my eyes there was a bathtub, with scented candles around and a naked man having a soak. "Ah Hi..." I replied not sure how my bird hunt had come to this. He spoke in a voice that carried on a bit and said to me "Ahhhh you muuust be the boy that lives at that house over there, I don't think we have had a chance to meet yet". We introduced each other and I explained the situation, he was actually rather nice to talk to to. We decided to give up looking for the Owl since our conversation had scared it off, but as we were leaving he exclaimed "Youuu simply must come out for a soak some time in the night young man". >_>

The postman always comes through.

Past week I have been waiting for some mystery package to arrive, though it has been delayed several times. I checked the track and trace number today while waiting and to see. "This item has been delivered and signed for my Sarah M"

Oh ok...wait what? No one I know lives here or has that name. So not only did they wrongly delivery my sign for package but someone accepted and signed for it knowing I didnt live with them or know me. To add just a bit of fun to the situation this package could be one of three things: Citizenship papers I have spent a lot of money on (to apply to work overseas I need them), a passport I am waiting for, or a late birthday gift. Arrrg this is going to be annoying to work out, guess Ill have to go around to all the neighbors and see if I can get it back and ring the couriers too.

Crazy Korean Commerical Time!

Been awhile since I linked one so enjoy!

Tittysambo!

More Doodle or Die Fun

Here is a couple I have done and some peoples ones I found pretty funny or good.

Again hope you guys check this time waster out its a lot of fun, Doodle Or Die

Ridiculously Fun Time Waster: Doodle or Die

This is so much fun I actually stayed up all night playing it. Basically you explain a drawing or draw from an explanation, so its like Chinese whispers for drawings. Honestly I almost cried from laughing so hard when I played this. Check it out! Be warned though, because it depends on people for drawing a lot of people draw dicks and stuff etc, such kids haha.

Example of drawings people do.

Check it out here!